mikey

So whenever me and Eric would go to see micheal high jump which was whenever we were home, we'd heckle him. That's basically why we went, so we could yell things like "mikeeeeey you lanky son of a bitch" or "he's so tall! why is he so tall?" or "chicks dig scrawny pale guys!" or, our favorite, "stop sucking! jump higher!" All of which sound a little mean but the worst it ever did was make him laugh really hard.

Anyway, he's high jumping in college now so today he had a meeting with his coach just to check in. His coach asked him what kind of things he should say to motivate him.

Mikey's offical personalized UVM cheer? "Stop sucking! jump higher!"